Einhorn: Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!
Emilio: Hold your fire! Don't shoot.
Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
Emilio: She's not joking!
Einhorn: HE KIDNAPPED SNOWFLAKE! He killed Roger Podacter, and he was just about to kill Dan Marino and ME!
Ace: Oh-ho-HO! Fiction can be fun! But I find the reference section much more enlightening. For instance: if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead plays... you might read about a former Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed a twenty-six yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. What you WOULDN'T read about is how Finkle lost his mind and was committed to a mental hospital, only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino whom he blamed for the entire thing!
Aguado: What the hell are you talking about?
Ace: SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN! She's Ray Finkle! She's a man!
Einhorn: He's lying...SHOOT HIM!
Ace: Let's see who's lying, shall we? Would a real woman have to wear one of these? Boy, that's really on there! But tell me this... would a real woman be missing these?That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! But I doubt he could find time in his... busy schedule... to get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! Heh heh...oh, boy.
Dan Marino: Psst, Ace... come here.
Ace: Would you excuse me for just one second? Ladies and gentlemen... my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids. I HAVE EVER SEEN! THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!!
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